Welcome to my blog. This blog is a blog that follows no category. I just post random shizz and I probably won't give a shit. So yeah, have fun.
P.S. I may curse a lot in some posts. Be cautious. Don't be all fucking dramatic.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
Installed without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard holy shit
Somehow this is cooler than what it does normally. Put in colored lightbulbs and you have a friggin disco light.
im crying my eyes out
you had one job
it’s pretty impressive without directions, tho
at least they got something working, ykno
